she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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