before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I understand Curling. That high.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
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