so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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