North Korea, Best Korea!
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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