Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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