when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
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