Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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