Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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