dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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