i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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