Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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