Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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