well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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