The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Randomize
