Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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