How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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