I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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