It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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