But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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