Umm I'm too high to move.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
