shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
