Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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