My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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