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(601): View more from Mississippi

I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works

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(480): View more from Arizona

I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground

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(225): View more from Louisiana

thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.

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(816): View more from Missouri

I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.

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(770): View more from Georgia

You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.

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(941): View more from Florida

oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.

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(805): View more from California

WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH

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budget cuts

(805): View more from California

YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS

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budget cuts are serious business

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(512): View more from Texas

It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning

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