He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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