Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
