I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
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