Sacagawea was the original milf.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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