Dual....:-)
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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