she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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