Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
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