how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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