The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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