it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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