It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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