Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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