I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
