We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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