in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
True strength comes from lack of pants
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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