try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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