Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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