My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
this boner is exhausting
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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