Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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