you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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