i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
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