ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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