Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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