ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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