The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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