i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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