Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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