Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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