Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
