When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
