this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
