No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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